When that one person on your flip cup team just sucks and ruins it for everyone else

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When someone asks why my best friend and I insult each other so much

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When someone asks why my best friend and I insult each other so much

whatshouldbetchescallme:

dylsexia:

smokemon:

itisfuckingknown:

bitchnobodyaskedyou:

tsarcasm:

dumbfuckery:

peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry

and wiping with it

that’s for eating my ramen

that is so

beyond unnecessary

this is the type of shit i would stab a bitch in the face for 

why would you do that? do you want to physically fight your roommate? are you two enemies? 

stop the fuckshit

that’s ruthless